Have you ever been naked in a room with several men? In porn films, the men are all interchangeable dicks but in real life it is a bit more complicated than that.
They weren't all standing in the background holding themselves, tugging themselves, at least, I don't remember that, or remember that well; though I know I was the centre of attention splayed on the kitchen table. They might have been content with only splashing beer and some flatmates honey over me, rubbing it into my skin though I don't really remember where they touched. They made me so sticky but there was no malice, they were only playing with me. I kind of sobered up in the shower with Geordie, whatever his real name was, at least enough to somehow stumble back to my room in his t-shirt.